Re:War on Atlanta!

From: Paul Kemner <pkemner_at_bright.net>
Date: Fri, 21 Jun 1996 23:45:04 -0400 (EDT)

>War on Atlanta!!!
><snip snip snip...>
>Ted: Oh no!
>
>Tune in sometime soon for the exciting conclusion (or something close to
>it)...

A bearded anarchist Katfan pops the hatch on his armored GEV:
"Hey Ted! There's still a chance for you to redeem yourself! You remember
how you always say that people want too much, and have too much, right? Yer
always preaching that in your Cap'n Planet!

Ted: "Well, yes. If people wanted less and had less, the Earth could be
saved..."

"But look at all the stuff you've got!- Isn't it a bit hyp... er-
inconsistant with your message when you've got all this stuff, and you want
more?"

Ted: "Hmmm. I never thought of that..."

"Well, maybe you should give HB animation and the Cartoon Network to the
Katfans. It would be an excellent gesture to show your sincerity! Just give
them to the Katfans! Give them away to save your soul! Give them to us and
save the Earth!"

Katfans all chant: "Give them away to save your soul! Give them to us and
save the Earth!"

Ted: "That *does* sound like a good idea! I'll do it! One thing, though.
Which one of you should I give it to?"

After a brief cheer, a strained silence falls over the Katfans. They
uneasily look at each other, asking themselves "Who should be the one to
take the reins of HB and TCN?" If a battle for supremacy breaks out among
them, who would prevail? Most are armed to the teeth, and several have
special powers and abilities. Is this just a trick to divide our heros and
make them fight amongst themselves? Who will break the silence and answer Ted?
=^^=


Received on Sat Jun 22 1996 - 00:00:35 PDT