At 10:11 PM 6/23/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Me:
>>Who will break the silence and answer Ted?
>Ryan ranted:
>>You forgot about what I said if I had a mob and a megaphone!
>
>oops! sorry Ryan! here we go:
>
>Suddenly Ryan "He who is not to be given only one nickname" Kelley jumps
>onto an overturned taxi. "Wait just a minute there, you slime ball!
No, no no no no! More like this:
Suddenly Ryan "Pastmaster" Kelley jumps onto an overturned taxi singing the
French anthem.
Mob: Huh?
Ryan <yelling through Megaphone>: Obcessor! You are the cause of my misery!
User! You have stated that the entire world is stupid and want to marry you!
Ted: Hey! Cute guy with the megaphone! Who are you?
Ryan <again yelling>: Don't get cute! Give in to our wishes and I know
you'll get a fair trade off!
Ted: Can I have you?
Ryan <gaging> Obcessor! Crosdresser!
Ted: I think we've got a fair trade!! You get SWAT Kats. I get you!
Jane <Slapping husband>: How dare you!
Ted <Falls and dies>
Jane: Hey, kid! Since my idiot husband died, I'd think he'd want yu to take
over! C'mon! you're late for you're new job!
Ryan <walking over> sure! <Halfway to TPS><yelling into walkie-Talkie> NOW!
TPS goes skyward
Ryan: This has been a fine day!
The next day, the Cartoon Network seems to have gotten an identity crisis.
It's calling itself Megakat City-All SWAT Kats All the time!
-Fin
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Ryan "He who is not to be given only one nickname" [Your nickname here:] Kelley
SWAT Kats Ultra Super Mega Extremist fanatic... anime fan.
"SWAT Kats suck!" -Kristin Schaeffer
"But then why have you written 'kinda' kats fanfics?" -Pastmaster
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Received on Mon Jun 24 1996 - 01:00:08 PDT