Re:War on Atlanta!

From: Paul Kemner <pkemner_at_bright.net>
Date: Mon, 24 Jun 1996 17:54:50 -0400 (EDT)

Terra typed:
>Everyone: Eeewwwwwww
>
><that's why no one noticed when millions of blue smurfs started streaming
>out of the broken walls, chanting "Kill them kill them kill them kill them!">
>
>To BE ConTINued

Michael J. Rider, from the Discordian division calls: "Hey Ryan, Come Here!"
Ryan shambles over "what's up?"
Michael: "If you take your Ridlin, we'll let you drive this!"
The Discordians step back to reveal a perfect copy of the Metalikat Express!
Katfans: "Oooooh!"
Ryan: "It's kool, but I donknow, I do love to rant and rave!"
Edo Andromedo Christyono says: "Hey guys, if he doesn't do it, can I drive
it instead?"
Paul: "Ryan- If you do it, we'll give you the rank of Pope!"
Ryan: "Drive the Metalikat Express *and* have the rank of Pope? OK!" <glups
cup of neurotransmitter blocker and jumps in the hovercraft>
Erin O'Connell whispers: "Guys- don't *all* Discordians have the rank of Pope?"
Michael and Paul: "Shhhhh!"
Edo: "Hey! The Express has a crew of two! I want to be weapons specialist!"
Michael: "I don't know, Edo. You're right about a crew of 2, but..."
Edo: "If you don't, I'll reactivate my "Is SwatKats Anime?" thread!"
Katfans: "OH NO!"
Michael, Paul, and Erin: "To your post, Weapons Officer Pope Edo Andromedo
Christyono!"
Edo hops in, dogs (or is it kats?) the hatch, and a newly-coherent Ryan
speeds towards the advancing SmurfenHorde!
=^^=


Received on Mon Jun 24 1996 - 18:18:12 PDT