Re: War on Atlanta!

From: <LtFFeral_at_aol.com>
Date: Mon, 24 Jun 1996 17:26:16 -0400

>>Ted, looking out of window: You'll pay for this, katfans!
>
>Terra: <aside, to everyone else> Haven't we already suffered enough with
>that horrible show "Captain Planet"?

Crowd: Yeah!

>>Wheeler, in the Planeteer airplane thingy: I thought you had been warned!
>>Fire!
>
>Terra<laughing scornfully> Hah! I know someone who can do that better than
>you ever could! (He should--he's had over two hundred years to practice)
>
>><a streak of flame passes over the katfans' heads>
>>
>>chance: We have no choice. Let *our* powers combine! _More Katseps!_
>>
>>Ryan: _Rant 'n' Rave!_
>>
>>Terra: _Blood!_
>
>Hey, whoa wait a second here . . . how'd I get into a bad paradoy spoof of
><ugh> Captain Planet? Please tell . . .

Kris: Uh...yeah,that's what I was wonderin'.

>>Brother Buford: Yeah, it is kinda dumb. [aside] Nice diversion, though.
>
>Terra: Yeah, and look at all the pretty colors.
>
>>Nicki Inge: Got 'em!
>
>Crowd: <cheers>
>
>>Ted: Aaaaagh! The...the...the power is yours...is yours...yours...is
>>you...yours...
>
>Terra<still holding that bucket of popcorn>: Hey, I still have some left.
>Any body want some?

Kris: Yeah, Gimme Some!!! <snatches the bucket of popcorn from Terra>

Terra: <gives Kris an evil look>

>>chance runs up to the wall of the building as the Tedster falls from his
>>window and hits the ground.
>>
>>Terra: What? No blood?
>
>(Awww, c'mon, Buford, I'm not *that* bloodthirsty. Yeah, I know, I *AM* a
>vampire and all, but jeeze . . .)
>
>>chance: That's odd.
>
>Terra:<pointing to Ryan, who is singing the French anthem again> So's he.

Kris: Um...Terra. Ryan is scaring me again.

>>Just then, a tape and a spring pop out of a hidden compartment under the
>>Tedster's suit coat.
>>
>>chance: Oh no! This isn't the *real* Ted! It's only a robot like the
rest
>>of Tedco! We have to find the real Ted!
>
>Terra: Ahhhhh! <throws hands up into the air> WHERE??
>
><Ryan is beating on the wall in anger, ranting, raving, and basically
>throwing a fit, while foaming at the mouth.>
>
><Kris and Buford are arguing over the map>
>
><A funny looking guy in a suit is running around, screaming "The Bunny
>Rabbits is coming! The Bunny Rabbits is coming!" while colliding into
>unsuspecting people>

Kris: Hey, who's he? <Buford looks towards the guy in the suit and Kris
snatches the map>

><There is a big (When I say big, I meant **BIG**) explosion from deep inside

>the studio, which, luckily, shuts everyone up except for the funny looking
>guy in a suit.>
>
>FLGIAS: Ahhhhhh! The Bunny Rabbits is--"
><He is aburptly cut off when Ryan takes a mallet out of nowhere (ala Wakko
>Warner) and smashes him on the head with it. Stuff (no, not exactly blood;
>this guy was a cartoon) splatters everywhere>
>
>Everyone: Eeewwwwwww

Kris: Neato!

><that's why no one noticed when millions of blue smurfs started streaming
>out of the broken walls, chanting "Kill them kill them kill them kill
them!">
>
>To BE ConTINued

You Betcha =)

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Kris Clawson
"The Olympics in Georgia, you know we're gonna screw that up! I guarantee,
when they let those doves go at the openning ceremonies there are gonna be
guys in the parking lot with shotguns..." -Jeff Foxworthy


>Terra Chang
>Reality Jumper
>Bard of the Bizzare!




Received on Mon Jun 24 1996 - 18:05:59 PDT