Re: War on Atlanta!

From: Michael J. Rider KSC <jaguar_at_warwick.net>
Date: Mon, 24 Jun 1996 20:31:40 -0400

In a message dated 5:54 PM 6/24/96, Paul Kemner wrote:

>Terra typed:
>><that's why no one noticed when millions of blue smurfs started streaming
>>out of the broken walls, chanting "Kill them kill them kill them kill them!">

>Michael J. Rider, from the Discordian division calls: "Hey Ryan, Come Here!"
>Ryan shambles over "what's up?"
>Michael: "If you take your Ridlin, we'll let you drive this!"
>The Discordians step back to reveal a perfect copy of the Metalikat Express!
>Katfans: "Oooooh!"
<snip>
>Edo: "Hey! The Express has a crew of two! I want to be weapons specialist!"
>Michael: "I don't know, Edo. You're right about a crew of 2, but..."
>Edo: "If you don't, I'll reactivate my "Is SwatKats Anime?" thread!"
>Katfans: "OH NO!"

        No! Anything but that!

>Michael, Paul, and Erin: "To your post, Weapons Officer Pope Edo Andromedo
>Christyono!"
>Edo hops in, dogs (or is it kats?) the hatch, and a newly-coherent Ryan
>speeds towards the advancing SmurfenHorde!

Michael (me): "Heh, heh, heh. Prepare the golden apple grenades, we'll
        take care of those little blue monsters!"
Smurfs: "Kill them kill them kill them kill them!"
Paul: "Hail Eris, All Hail Discordia! Let's kick same tail!"
<The Vienna Katfans Chorus begins singing the Battle Hymn of the Eristocracy>
Edo: "Yeehaw!"
<Edo fires up the chainguns and missle launchers.>
<The Metallikat Express plows into the roiling mass of little blue horrors,
sending bits of smurfguts flying everywhere.>
Fleertup the Happy Pig: "Oh no, you'll get Smurf juice all over everything.
        That's bad for the environment!"
Michael: "Get him! It's the Tedster disguised as a loveable pig!"
Fleertup: "Eep! Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Can't we all just watch
        Captain Planet (tm) and be friends?"
<The angry mob of Katfans begins to close around Ted.>

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