Something I made for humor...
You Know You Watch Too Much SWAT Kats When...
<Taken from the You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When Web Page>
Below is a list of possable completions to the following statement: "You
know you watch too much SWAT KAts When..."
You name your cats Felina and Rex Shard
You make your own variants on their missiles (i.e. Buzz saw lawn mower
mirashe, Cyclo-bike-a-tron)
You tear apart a perfectly good floppy disk just to throw it about a room
screaming "Buzz saw missile... AWAY!"
You only wear Callie's perscription glasses, even if you don't need them!
During a thunderstrorm, you're been known to be out with a flare and a sign
ready to greet the SWAT Kats if their dimensional radar sends 'em your way.
You start taking the SWAT Kats into account while planning the ultimate
destruction of TPS.
While in chemestry class you ask the chemistry teacher if you could wear
goggles desined for an anthromorphic human.
You have ong debates with your friends that Mutilor possibly came from that
possible tenth planet, Khyron.
While at a costume party, you think you see Felina, but when you look again,
it's just some dweeb in a police outfit.
You scold the dweeb in the police outfit for impersionating Felina.
When the electricity goes out, you're sure it's Dark Kat using a power
draining device.
Your dream wedding dress looks exactly like Callie's dress.
You make up lyrics to the opening songs.
Even your parrot knows your lyrics by heart.
You have an official SWAT Kats Pillow, and you're 26 years old!
You own 2 VCR's. Just in case one fails during taping an ep.
You do SWAT Kat poses to warm up for your arobics classes.
You buy a new ZIP drive, just so you have a place to store all of the SWAT
Kats files you've downloaded.
You spend hours going through your local police records to find the
wherabouts of the SWAT Kats.
You run away screaming "Run for your life! Volcanus is coming back to life!"
right before the artificial volcano erputs at the mirage hotel in Las Vegas.
You set up your computer to play nonthing but SWAT Kats music and sound, and
everything elseis blocked from the system.
You run aroung yelling "Launching Cylotron!" for no reason at all.
You go to your local archade in hope of playing "Space Kats!"
You hum one of the theme songs in the shower.
Your day starts off with you glued to the screen yelling obceneries to the
villians, and anyone who interfears gets milk cans thrown at them!
You carry a triangular beeper... just in case.
You get the SWAT Kats insignia tatooed on your forehead.
You are depressed that your cat isn't five feet tall, and talks.
SWAT Kats has changed your life. You now:
1) Drink milk everyday.
2) Keep a positive self-opinion like T-Bone.
3) You see Commander Feral where others dont.
4) Plant a tree every time you see "Destructive Nature"
5) Work as hard phisically as you do mentally, to be more like Razor (though
I wouldv'e rather said T-Bone)
You start talking like a reporter for no particuluar reason... any comment?
You have a rabbit named Chop Shot (sp?)
You diagram the Turbokat and work out the idea of having 3 engines using
only two air intakes in math class.
Your notebook has more SK doodles than it does notes!
You can't help eating 43,000,000 mongo peppers without a drink, even if it
kills you.
Your whole life is bent on working at a dump.
You are looking for a date, but are only interested in guys that resemble
Jake, exactly.
You nickname your computer Zed.
You sit in class wishing you were home playing with your SK action figures.
You make a tape of all the SK music, and cry at sad songs and cheer out loud
at the cool songs on the bus!
Your friend who also loves Swat Kats says you watch too much SWAT Kats.
You petitoin your school that all the busses should come with a VTOL mode.
You're dissecting cats in biology and run out of the room screaming "I can't
take this! I'm a traitor to all kat kind!!"
You think that with practice, you can jump as high as the SWAT Kats can.
You get caught in K-Mart buying SK stuff and make an excuse that it's for
your little brother, then five minutes later, realize you don't have a
little brother!
You are buying Kats stuff and when someone asks if the Kats stuff is for
your little brother\nephew\son, you stare at them blanky, as if you didn't
understand the question.
Your girlfriend thinks you love Felina more than her.
Your girlfriend thinks you love Felina more than her, AND SHE'S RIGHT!!!!
You get attacked at your computer by an intruder so you grab the mouse and
throw it at him while yelling "Mouse Missile... Deployed!"
You make a You Know You Watch Too Much SWAT Kats When... file!
You use SK posters as wall paper in your room!
You call up every appliance store to see if they have a flating Zed ball!
You can get up at 4:30 in the morning to see an SK ep, but you can't get to
any of your classes on time!
You grab someone's wristwatch, while they're still wearing it, and hold it
up to the shy because you think you can travel back to see Callista.
You imagine what life would be like with your fiance, but all you can think
about is what life would be like married to Callie.
You try to convince your Internet Administrator that your E-Mail address
should be changed to read: swat.kat_at_Megakat.city.com
When asked what the third planet from the sun's name is, you without
thinking shout out the name of the Kat's planet, then frown because they
never said the Kat's planet's name - EVER!
You've actually done some of these!
Your laughter begins to sound as annoying as Jake's!
You get the refrences to these!
And...
You get a huge static shock from your TV and you're absolutly convinced it's
Hard Drive trying to get out!
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Ryan "Who is going out of his mind (again)" Kelley
The origional (and mabye only) SWAT Kat Extremist
"In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" -Serena
"What does THAT have to do with SWAT Kats?!" -Ryan
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Received on Fri Jul 19 1996 - 00:15:33 PDT
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