Re: Something I made for humor...
>> Yes! I love it! More! More!
>> "ID4: 'When Strikes Mutilor' on Steriods" -me :)
Since most people liked it, I'll do what tAD tURNOR does with Capt. Planet
and Jonney Quest!
The encore presentation of: You Know You Watch Too Much SWAT Kats When...
<Taken from the You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When Web Page, and
the You know you're an otaku when... web page.>
Below is a list of possable completions to the following statement: "You
know you watch too much SWAT KAts When..."
You can't eat Mongo peppers without laughing
You almost got fired from your job becauce you were posting a 15 page letter
to alt.tv.SWATKats newsgroup.
You are hungry, and you wish the SWAT Kats would come over and cook for you.
You are stuck on a homework problem and wish you could have Jake beside you
telling you how to do the problem.
Someone tells you that you look\act\sound like Dark Kat, and you take it as
a compliment!
You've been watching too much SWAT Kats??? THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS WATCHING
TOO MUCH SWAT KATS!!!
You add to this You Know You Watch Too Much SWAT Kats When... page!
You'd rather watch a repeat of SWAT Kats than watch a new episode of Friends.
You have plastic surgery done, so you can look more like Hard Drive without
his surge suit on [P.S. I look like Hard Drive {with Anne's hair cut to the
length and looks like of Chance's} naturally!]
You dress in blue, black, and red to the exclusion of anything else
you scream the name of an SK character during orgasm [Note: don't let this
get you any carzy ideas!]
You dress like the SWAT Kats every chance you get.
You throw a costume party, because Haloween is too long to wait to dress
like the SWAT Kats!
You like SWAT Kats so much you only use your cat's litterbox!
You like SWAT Kats so much you continually lick your cat to get hairballs,
despite the weird comments you get!
Your friends and family ask you to see a psychiatrist, to talk about your
SWAT Kats 'Facination'
You start to think about... anything. and it always seems to turn into
something SWAT Kats related.
You use this as a checklist to see how much of a SWAT Kats freak you are.
You name your kids after T-Bone and Razor.
You celebrate every character's barthday, even when you don't know *when*
they are!
You have a directory on your computer titled "Kats", "SWATKats" or something
like it as a place to store really important stuff. (tough luck! Mac and
Win95 users!)
Your "Kats" directory is the most often used directory on your computer...
as well as on your friends computers!
You hang the SWAT Kats action figures from your rear view mirror.
When you speak, the words don't synchronize with your lips.
You wish you were an anime or cartoon (Whever you like) character so you
could meet the SWAT Kats face to face.
You wish the SWAT Kats would come to you.
You find *every* character in SWAT Kats attractive! [Hey don't look... {well
mabye so...} at me!!]
It's the only reason you get up in the morning!
You watch a rock concert and you swear that you see the Turbokat fling to
the music overhead.
The SWAT Kats FAQ is your bible.
You think the Tremblay brothers are gods, or very close to it.
Your E-mail's signature quotes SWAT Kats episodes.
To get that perfect girl, you call her "Callie" and say romantic stuff to
her like "Blast them out of the sky!" and "Sit down and be quiet!" because
you KNOW this is the way to win her heart.
You print out both of the You Know You Watch Too Much SWAT Kats When... mail
thingies and show it to your friends if they like it or not.
You give your friends SK nicknames and insist for them to use 'em whether
they like it or not!
Every time you say "SWAT-" your friends roll their eyes and think "not
again" when you *could've* been saying "Swat that stupid fly before it
drives all mad!"
T-Bone's love life is more improtant than your own!
you see a psychiatrist, to talk about your SWAT Kats 'Facination', and get
her hooked as well!
You can't remember what the acronyms "ASAP" and "RIP" stand for, but when
you see "YKYWTMSKW" for the very first time, gou say without thinking "Oh...
You Know You Watch Too Much SWAT Kats When!"
You suggest SWAT Kats be the theme for your senior prom.
You overhear a conversation, and you thing they're saying "SWAT Kats" every
third word.
When shopping for clothes, you think to yourself "Now what would Razor wear?"
You can fit SWAT Kats into ANY conversation.
You throw a party and only serve mango peppers... and *only* mongo peppers!
You have dreams about SWAT Kats
Your mother is currently threatening to break your sk tapes because you
watch them too much.
You are known in school as the SWAT Kats weirdo.
You are driving a car, and every time you turn on the headlights, you yell
"Eat afterburner!"
You have to move to a new city and your main concern is if the local TV
stations play SWAT Kats or not.
You single handedly try to bring all the SWAT Kats fans together to form a
Save our SWAT Kats letter writing campaign.
Every time you hear Areosmith's "dude looks like a lady" you can't help but
think of Felina.
You change you perscription eyeglasses to Callie's in hopes that it will
make you smarter.
You try to figure out how to to tell friends and family that the name you
gave your cat just isn't cutting it after all these years so you're changing
it to T-Bone.
Instead of cussing at someone, you yell things like "spore", "fungus",
"robot", and "foolish mortal"
You sit in trig class writing fan fiction instead of learning about the law
of sines.
someone calls you a SWAT Kats freak, and you take it as a compliment.
You dream of T-Bone, instead of your boyfriend.
You dream of Felina, instead of your girlfriend.
You've made a shrine to SWAT Kats
It no longer bothers you that you're 20 years older than the target audience.
You make up SWAT Kats episodes and watch them in you dreams.
If the power goes out, you prey it will come back on in time to tape SWAT Kats.
Once every week, you do a web search to look for more SK sites.
You decide there's gotta be a way to get to another dimension where the SWAT
Kats exist, and you're going to be the one to find it!
While at a school dance, if someone tries to cut in on your girl, you
respond by knocking him cold, because that's what've T-Bone would've done!
Your ideal wife would be Callie.
Your ideal husband would be Razor.
It seems that your computer's on 24 hours a day because you are continually
downloading SK files!
You place a presonal ad in the paper: 24 year old seeking feline with blonde
hair and glasses!
and...
You go to school dressed like Callie, but are sent home because you look to:
a: Silly
b: sexy
c: psycho
d: all of the above
_______________________________________________
Ryan "Who is going out of his mind (again)" Kelley
The SWAT Kat Extremist, anime fan, Sailor Moon fan
"Me Serena the Princess? Now this is way past weird!" -Serena
"Eat Afterburner [Moon girl] !!!" - T-Bone
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