Re: Kats education.

From: Kay Chang <kaychang_at_eden.com>
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 1996 13:02:08 -0500 (CDT)

>Heh. For a minute there I read "Kataholic" instead....

Ooooo, dangerous ground, buddy. This *is* techincally a minor writing here. ;)

><group leader>: "Hello A.J., and welcome to Kataholics Anonymous.
> Everyone say Hi to A.J..."
>
><the great unwashed>: "HI, A.J. !!"

::jumping up and down:: Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! HI!! ;)

><group leader>: "That's very nice. Now tell us a little about yourself..."
>
><repentant sinner>:"Well, my name's A.J., and I'm a Kataholic. I was
> happily married to my computer terminal,
Violent Ninja
> Disembowellment II video game and my pet
goldfish Ralph,
> until I got hooked on the evils of Demon
Kats and <snif>
> lost it all..."
>
><crowd>: "WEEE UNNDERSSTANND, A.J....."

<Terra> Well, I don't. I've been hooked on the "evils of Demon Kats" for
years now and I FEEL GREAT!!!!! In fact, I won the lottery soon after, and I
got a new house, a video game system, a big screen TV for my room, a pet dog
and cat, etc., etc. . .

><repentant sinner>: "...pretty soon my novena included disparaging remarks
concerning
> root-rot in Ted Turner's family tree, and I
used up all my lunch money
> publishing a fanzine...."
>
><crowd>: "WE'RE WITH YOU BROTHER!!!"

<Terra>: I'm not. So =P

>Down the street the Episcopalians hold the meetings for "Captain
Planaholics" on
>the same night. Lots o' dust on them seats.

LOL!! That was a good one, Chance!! ;)


Terra "Of course you know this means WAR" Chang
Reality Jumper

"Better'n a fly swatter!"
                               --T-Bone, "The Origin of Dr. Viper"


Received on Sun Jun 02 1996 - 17:21:59 PDT