Re: Terra's Freedom, Poison, and the Horrible Truth!

From: Kay Chang <kaychang_at_eden.com>
Date: Wed, 29 May 1996 20:46:40 -0500 (CDT)

>DJ to Terra:
>> you . . . must . . . DIE . . .
>Melissa to DJ:
>>DJ, I've got some cyanide!
>Melissa- Don't you DARE think about poisoning Terra with cyanide. You
>shouldn't even be considering it, DJ! Sheesh! Kids these days- no sense of
>what's proper. Terra's a violinist, and arsenic is traditional for
>instrumentalists (at least since Mozart). Strychnine is used on vocalists.
>So put that cyanide away and forget about using it on Terra!

Oh, thank you, Paul. I really appreciate the help! ::relieved look::
Does this mean I can put my guns away now?

>Dr. Samuel Conway to Terra on how wonderful and fun school and tests were:
>>Alas, they do not let me do such things anymore. I envy you so!
>Terra to Dr. Conway:
>>::horrified look:: YOu're going crazier than I am! And that's quite a feat,
>>I'll have you know, Mister Old Scientist Person, so there. =P

>Terra- I hate to tell you this, but the only reason Doc is allowed to tell
>you that is that it has been proven that nobody still in school will believe
>him. If you might believe him, he would not be allowed to tell you, or he
>would be *stopped* by the authorities- the same ones that silence creditable
>UFO reports and other stuff.

Oh, so that's why . . . I was wonderin' 'bout that . . .

>Now isn't that scarier than a lil old undead
>vampire???

No. It. Is. Not. You've. Obviously. Never. Seen. An. Angry. Very. Powerful.
Vampire. Before. Have. You?

>Do we know when the SK Superchunk is going to be broadcast yet?

I don't. chance might.

>=^^= =^^= =^^= =^^= =^^= =^^=
>Paul Kemner pkemner_at_bright.net
>Who is doing his 1st outdoor artfair of the year in Oak Park(Chicago) this
>weekend. Wish me luck!
>=^^= =^^= =^^= =^^= =^^= =^^=

Good luck, mon ami!


Terra "Of course you know this means WAR" Chang
Reality Jumper

"It's no surprise to ME they haven't sold a house on this block for six years."
                                                 --Calvin & Hobbes
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"I dunno . . . I kinda figured teachers slept in coffins all summer."
                                                 --Calvin & Hobbes


Received on Wed May 29 1996 - 22:00:06 PDT