Re: This is a stupid question.

From: James Firmiss <firmiss_at_cae.wisc.edu>
Date: Tue, 23 Jan 1996 10:37:28 -0600 (CST)

On Wed, 20 Dec 1995, Simon Howes wrote:

> >No, this doesn't sound like a stupid question. If anything, it sounds
> >like one of Gary Larson's Far Side cartoons! In fact, wasn't there a
> >Rescue Rangers cartoon involving alien cows from the planet Larson on
> >the far side of the universe? But I'm getting off topic....
> >
> >Come to think of it, who's to say that Sonic hasn't been scarfing
> >all-beef chili dogs the whole time? Or is that prospect too
> >"disgustipatin'", to quote Popeye?
>
> That's one thing you don't see in the comics, or toons. I betcha the
> producers had you all believing that Sonic, Sally, Tails, Rotor and Bunnie
> are herbivores, and so peacefull they "live in peace with the world bla
> bla.. can't kill etc.."
>
> The answer to this is.. It's a lie! It's all a pack of lies! Lies I tell you
> hahahaah! They are all bipedal sentients, and even if they weren't Tails,
> and Rotor would still need meat. Foxes ya know are all carnivourous.
> Besides those chili dogs have to have some meat in them, yeah, yeah I know
> these cheap hamburger places get away with putting more soya bean in the
> patti's than meat.. but there still is meat!
>
> Now think of the sweet characters you love, imagine say.. Sally for
> example.. getting a chicken and the big axey..
>
> ARGHH! Coder Quality Nightmares of me being a chicken, and my reflection in
> her phongy nose, and refractive eyes, as she lives the blade. NOOOOOOOO!
>
> Maybe this would be a cool idea for my story? Robotnik plans a new method of
> destroying the freedom fighters by evoluting all non-sentient animals. The
> animals then go full out PC, and sue dear Sonic. Crap cakes, this is
> beginning to sound like that godsdamned syndicated series.
>
>
> "Unable to download coffie, Caco-Demon in Mug outlet port."
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Received on Tue Jan 23 1996 - 13:29:45 PST