Newsletter and How Many Teds....

From: chance <chance_at_unix.infoserve.net>
Date: Mon, 13 May 1996 20:44:18 -0700

>How many Teds does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Ted holds it towards the ceiling, and his execs screw everything up!

(Don't worry - I *like* my "day job")

I also like:

"Lost: 9 million dollars. Reward. Call (213) 969-1201. Ask for "Fred".

(in reference to the Great Jonny Debacle)|
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Warning: The Surgeon General has Determined that Cynicism Increases with
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Received on Tue May 14 1996 - 06:23:25 PDT