MK3 Mom Jokes

MK3 Mother jokes.
New jokes as of 3/14/96
Newer ones listed first.

Note: I am not dissing any moms out there. These are just jokes. You're supposed to laugh. If anyone feels like taking any of this seriously, or getting offended, just get out now!

Your mom is so fat, when Liu Kang did his dragon animality, he choked to death.
Your mom is like MK3, full of bullshit.
Your mom is so fat, when Scorpion did his scorch fatality, she turned into bacon.
Your mom is so fat, when Scorpion did his hellraiser fatality, there weren't enough guys to finish her.
Your mom is so fat, when Ermac did his telekinetic slam fatality, it caused an earthquake.
Your mom is so fat, Cyrax needs more than one net to capture her.
Your mom is so stupid, she asked her parents if she could read this page because of the warning sign
Your mom is so ugly, when she saw Kabal's face and thought it was a mirror.
Your mom is so fat, they had to make a whole 'nother select screen for her.
Your mom is so dirty, she had to jump in the lava pool to get cleaned off.
Your mom is so old, she makes Kitana look like a twinkle in Sindel's eye.
Your mom is so nasty, Jonny Cage can do his ball breaker on her.
Your mom is such a whore, when I entered the dark fighting code, she took her clothes off.
Your mom is so worthless, when Shang Tsung took her soul, he sold it for 53 cents.
Your mom is like Kabal, the more you play her, the cheaper she gets!
Your mom is such a whore, when Smoke tried to shove a bomb down her throat, she asked him to use some lube first.
Your mom is so fat, when Jax tried to do his stomp fatality, he twisted his ankle.
Your mom is so fat, when I did the pit on her, the bitch bounced back.
Your mom is so stupid, she has a 1 hit combo.
Your mom is so fat, if she was Sheeva, her teleport stomp would be a fatality.
Your mom is so fat, Sheeva would need 10 arms to do her skin rip on her.
Your mom is so nasty, she lifts up her arm for her pit fatality.
Your mom has more bugs then MK3.
Your mom is like Smoke, once you UKC her, you can't get rid of her.
Your mom puts the FAT in Fatality.
Your mom is so nasty, her kiss of death makes Sonya's look romantic.
Your mom is so ugly, Kabal asked her if she wanted to borrow his mask.
Your mom is such a lame character, her only move is F-U-HK.
Your mom is so ugly, if she was a character, the UKC would make her a hidden character.
Your mom is so fat, she doesn't need a special move to reflect projectiles.
Your mom is so fat, when Sektor tried to torch her, he ran out of gas. When her bush caught fire, he got arrested for starting a forest fire.
Your mom is so fat, when Kabal did his dash, he started spinning.
Your mom is so ugly, smoke turned HER invisible.
Your mom is so fat, when Smoke speared her, he got busted for whaling.
Your mom is so frigid, Sub-Zero doesn't need to freeze her.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought the double-ice backfire was a sexually transmitted disease.
Your mom is like a 2.0 machine, if you keep smacking her after you're done, you can get a free one out of her.
Your mom is so fat, when Sektor did the clamp fatality, she broke the damn thing.
Your mom is so fat, when Kabal tried to pump her up, he ran out of air.
Your mom is so old, when I did a babality, the bitch only dropped down to 45.
Your mom is so stupid, she can do the Tiger Run.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought Xben was a nice guy.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought a palatte swap was a sexual position.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought the "Ground Pound" and the "Quad Slam" was what I did to her last night!
Your mom is so stupid, she thought the UKC was 1-800-COLLECT.
Your mom is so stupid, when Motaro hit her with his tail, the dumb bitch thought it was bondage...
Your mom is so stupid, when she heard "finish him", she said "but i haven't cum yet!"
Your mom is so stupid, when she tried to do a babality, she had an abortion.
Your mom is so ugly, I fucked her as a Mercy
Your mom is so ugly, she turns into a person for her animality.
Your mom is so ugly, she wears a respirator just so people will fight her.
Your mom is so ugly, that her nudeality is a fatality.
Your mom is so ugly, that when kabal took off his mask, he said, "you win".
Your mom is so ugly, that when you push run, your character runs away!
Your mom is such a whore, I asked her for the FAQ and the bitch took her clothes off.
Your mom is such a whore, I dropped a quarter in the arcade, and your mom dropped her pants and braced herself.
Your mom is such a whore, when I asked her for a combo, she sucked my dick then fucked me.
Your mom is such a whore, when Shao Kahn said "Bow to me", she got on her knees.
Your mom is such a whore, when Stryker strapped the bomb to her she said "this will cost you extra"
Your mom is such a whore, when it said finish him, she said "but there's no bed!"
Your mom is such a whore, when shao kahn said "it's official, you suck", she got on her knees.
Your mom is such a whore, when she does a friendship, she leaves the person alone.
Your mom sucks so much dick, she makes Milenna look like a dustbuster.

Bonus: Your mom is so lame, I asked her where the warez were and she threw me in the kitchen.

Credits: Me, Shaokahn, and some people in the the #mk3 IRC channel

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