Re: Ages of listmembers, and War on Atlanta!

From: <LtFFeral_at_aol.com>
Date: Thu, 20 Jun 1996 18:11:47 -0400

>>>Oh. Is that all? I can get those and print them whenever.
>>
>>You can get pics of my fanfic characters?! I thought there were some
>>missing...
>
>Well, where are they? I just went to Rat's place . . . what, about five
>minutes ago? . . . and I saw nothin'! Where are they???

I was bein' sarcastic. (They're not there) If you want to see some I can send
'em to you snailed.

<snippity snip>

>>>Of course... Why didn't I think of it?
>>Well, to quote a very sinister SK villain "Because my brilliant mind
devised
>>the plan." =)
>
>Ha! Lemme guess . . . Dark Kat? ;) (Now, someone remind me which episode . .
>.)

Katastrophe

<snip>

>>>>Um, no dear, you're not. ("fuzzy" cute???)
>
>Well, hey, when I said "fuzzy" cute, I meant like, y'know, kitty cats in our

>world and stuff!

Oh, *Fuzzy cute*! I get it now!

>>>I understand that one. Itza... mabye I shouldn't explain!
>>>
>>>>>>Give me a break, okay? (Man! If I was only born a girl!!)
>>>>>
>>>>>Uhhhhhh <starts backing away> Ryan, DON'T GO THERE!!!!
>>>
>>>><Runs and hides behind Terra> Terra! The extremist with a thousand
>>nicknames
>>>>scared me!!!
>
><pats Kris on the shoulder> It's okay . . . <eyes Ryan, who is now raving to

>the wind and dancing around waving his arms> I think . . .

<sniffle> Thank you, Terra.<sniffle>

>>>I won't go there! It's just my unrealistic thinking. Instead of being Ryan
>>>Kelley, I could have been Ryanna Kelley and... "Help mommey! I'm scared!"
>>>-A-ko Magami and Louie "waterbed" Wheeler.
>>
>>Yeah. Whatever.
>
>Oh, don't mind him . . . he's trying to corrupt Louie so he'll be just like
>us! =)

Oh, ok.

<snip>

>>>The three of us against the world (why does things like this always happen
>>>to me? Special effects??)
>
>Oh, I can take care of those--I'm friends with Auden di Willow-Wren, she
>knows bunches about special effects and all that stuff. (What do you expect,

>being the manager/director/script writer/big kahuna of a whole Vampire soap
>opera?)

War on Atlanta!!!

>><An angry mob of three emerge from an alley near H-B in Atlanta>
>
>Terra leaves briefly, then comes back with the rest of the 'Kats list. They
>are led by Terra, Ryan, and Lt. Feral!!
>
>>Terra<through a megaphone>: Ted, Give yourself up, Now!!!
>
><aside> Or terrible things will happen to you. Haven't you read your
>horroscope? "Today, you will meet your downfall in the form of three people;

>people from your past!! <malicious laughter>"
>
>>Ted<screaming out a window>: And what are you gonna do?
>
>Didn't you see the above? Terrible, horrible things!!
>
>>Ryan<yelling into a radio>: Now!
>
>Terra<to the rest of the crowd>: Okay everybody, we're gonna attack as soon
>as our 'Kats take care of the first defences. Who's with me?
>
>Everyone else:<cheers>
>
>><The SWAT Kats fly over H-B and Bomb the studios!>
>
><Terra offers popcorn to her fellow leaders and watches the fireworks.>:
>Ain't it purty? ;)

Lt Feral: <nibbles on some of Terra's popcorn> There's nothing like the smell
of burning pond scum on a sunny afternoon.
<The sky becomes overcast>
Oh well.

>>Ted: Oh yeah! <Pushes a button in his office>
>>Ct. Planet:<busts through the roof of H-B> Bombs aren't good for the
>>enviornment, and neither are popular shows that turn evil on their
>sponser...
>
>Terra: <shrugging shoulders and gesturing to Ryan, who leaves briefly to
>come back with five big barrels with the "skull and crossbones" symbol on
>them> Yeah, well, Mister Big-Shot, who cares what's good for the enviorment,

>if it comes from you, it must be the opposite. <Pretends to be surprised.>
>Oh my gosh! You LIED to all those poor kids who you brainwashed to watch you

>show, right?
>
>Ct. Plant<confused by Terra's weird logic and starts backing off as Ryan and

>Lt. Feral ready the hoses>: Errr, no, that's not it, y'see, I wanted kids to

>*understand* about protecting the enviorment . . .
>
>Terra: Ha! As if. When people watch your show, they want to *START*
>polluting, not stop. You're a menace to the very thing you try to protect!
>
>Ct. Planet: <Really confused now> NO! No, it's not like that, it's . . . uh,

>um, uh oh . . .
>
>Terra:<gesturing to her fellow leaders>: NOW!
>
><about fifty gallons of bad programming and taste, as well as stupid ideas
>collected from Ted Turner's garbage disposal come flooding out and utterly
>obliberates the menace to society, Captain Planet!>
>
>Everyone:<Cheers>
>
>Ted:<starts sweating and getting really nervous> All right, what do I do
now?
>
>Shadowy figure: Don't worry, boss. I'll take care of them.
>
>>...To be continued.

Shadowy Figure: Don't worry, boss. I'll take care of them. <walks out of H-B
studios looking very intimidating>
All right katslist, you're in for a big surprise!

Crowd:<backs up>

Terra: <drops her popcorn>

Ryan: What the hell?

Lt Feral: <whispering to her fellow leaders> That voice sounds vaguely
farmiliar.

Shadowy figure: It'a all over...TED! <figure whips around, and fires
something at Ted's office window>

Ted: Huh?! AHHH! <falls out of the window, only to be caught by (ugh!) Ct.
Planet. =P>

Figure: That big blue idea of Ted's is starting to get annoying. <figure
flips off cloak, and who should appear but...everyone's favorite Enforcer
commander!>

Cmdr. Feral: <Fires another shot at Ted + Mr. Planet>

<Two olympic athletes walk by, blink at the sight of everything that's
happenning, and quickly run away>

Planeteers: <emerging from H-B headquarters and attacking Cmdr Feral> Give
up, Kats!

Cmdr Feral:<into radio> Move in!

<Three enforcer jets appear from behind a building>

Ted: Oh no!

Tune in sometime soon for the exciting conclusion (or something close to
it)...

>>Lt FFeral_at_aol.com
>>
>>>Ryan "Dolly Demple" [Your nickname here:] Kelley
>
>My partners in crime. ;)
>
>>"...And you actually wnt me to do something?!"
>
>Yes, we do. We expect you to help us take Turner down, y'hear?

Lt FFeral_at_aol.com
Kris Clawson
Die Ted!

Received on Thu Jun 20 1996 - 18:57:42 PDT

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