DJ Clawson wrote:

TOP TEN THINGS TO DO AT A SWAT KAT CONVENTION (if we had one--wouldn't it be
cool?)

10. Plot to kill tED tURNER (but don't we do that at home anyway?)

Two words: War Room, two more words: Thermonuclear Warfare

9. Tell Ryan all the things we wanted to say about the "Midnight Magic"
series over e-mail but were too polite.

You know, I haven't read that yet.

7. Sign a petition to send to the Pope to have the Tremblays nominated for
sainthood.

How about godhood? Two more gods wont do any harm..

6. Have dart touraments with tED tURNER dart boards.

Have dart tournaments with tED tURNER as a dart board (vital organs
worth extra points!)!

4. Riot on Cahuenga Blvd. until Davis Doi comes out and gives us free studio
tours.

How about a free studio?
 

2. Set up seminars for parents of kids who made them go to the convention to
teach the parents that no, it's not just a kiddie show and the adult katfans
aren't just people with reality problems.

I got it! I make an orientation course on my web page!
 

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING TO DO AT A SWAT KAT CONVENTION:

1. Make our own episode, then try and get Cartoon Network to air it.

see no. 4. 

-JF