Snappy Answers to st00pid MK3 Questions

Ever had someone ask you a really stupid question involving MK3 and you wanted a more witty answer than just simply "fuck off" ? Well, here they are!! My snappy answers to the most common questions .. enjoy!

1. How do you do Sonya's Nudeality? Well, I'm glad you asked that question because the nudeality has just been found on SNES MK3!! First, make sure you enable pause in the cool stuff menu. Then, select Sonya and start a one or two player game. Now, when you win and the screen says "Finish Him," start beating your meat like there wasn't no tomorrow. Do this for a couple of hours and you should see Sonya turn toward the screen, pull down her pants, and scream "Fuck me baby .. fuck me NOW!!" Is it real? Of course not .. you're having a wet dream but it sure is fun to try!!!!

2. How do I do the free credit trick on UMK3? First, find a little kid, beat the snot out of him, and steal his tokens. You didn't pay for them .. free credit!!!

3. How do I do ...
Johny Cage transformation: F, U, HK, U
Goro Morph: F, U, HK, U
Raiden Transformation: F, U, HK, U
Brutalities: F, U, HK, U
I'm sure you get the idea by now. Try this, you don't realize how many people are dumb enough to believe it!!

4. How do I play as Rain? I dunno .. go to Chicago and see if he's still playable there .. at least you'll be outta my face, asswipe! ( I wouldn't give this answer to someone who's alot bigger than you. It's kinda hard to play the game when some big 7 foot dude who looks like a gorilla breaks both your amrs.)

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