ICS Sparky: GamePro Online's Andy Eddie is here! Grab your dicks and get
your questions ready about *Ultimate MK3*
ICS Sparky: We'll be getting underway in just a minute
Lamer1: (2)C'mon! What's the fuckin' holdup!!
Lamer2: (2)Why dunt u jest sit down and shut 'da fuck up!
Dumbass: (2)Does anybody know the code to get Sonya naked?
Lamer2: (2)Yeah, I have the code, but I can't give it out.
Gunther: (2)What the hell is taking so long?
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CAPSLOCK: (2)HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE HERE!!!!!!
EBoon: Are we on yet?
Tobias: Ed, not yet you fucking moron!
Dumbass: (2) How do you do spamalities!!!
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Numbnutz: (2)My balls itch :(
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CAPSLOCK: (2) ED, TELL US HOW TO DOO THE NOOD CODE
Gunther: (2) How do yuo play as rain ??
CoolGuy: (2) Geezus Crist ppl, he just said they couldn't hear us, where
CoolGuy: (2)are your heads, in your asses?
Dumbass: Somebody call ?
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Bladder: (2)I gotta take a piss!! Where is the pause button?!?
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CoolGuy: (2)Bladder, press ctrl+alt+Del
Bladder: (2)Cool, thanks!
**** Quits Bladder(Connection reset by peer)
CoolGuy: (2) Hehe
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Gamepromgr: Hi, everyone. We're still waiting for the red-carpet
Gamepromgr: appearance of Ed Boon, John Tobias and Team MK, who
Gamepromgr: I'm sure will provide some great info for you.
Gamepromgr: The last we heard, Ed had to be restrained because
Gamepromgr: he was making unhealthy sexual advances towards John.
Gamepromgr: They should be here shortly, that is, if Ed can hold
Gamepromgr: his dick long enough.
Lamer1: (2)Um, where is ed boon
CAPSLOOK: (2)ARE THEY HERE YET!!!!?
Lamer3: (2)You mean I paid $1.50 for this shit????
CoolGuy: (2)ARRRRGGGGHH, what a bunch of fucking lamerz!
Numbnutz: (2)My balls itch :(
TGoskie: Hi
MK3Sound: (2)Dan Forden here
Lamer2: (2)HOly shit!!!
Gunther: (2)The toasty dude?
Lamer3: (2)Um, you're supposed to be on stage right?
MK3Sound: (2)How do I get on stage ... duh
Gamepromgr: We'll be ready to start in a second.
CAPSLOCK: (2)ABOUT FUCKING TIME, MY CLOTHES ARE GOING OUT OF STYLE!!
Lamer4: (2)Capslock, your clothes went out of style a long time ago :)
CAPSLOCK: (2)MAN I"LL KIK YORU ASS!!!!!!
Lamer1: (2) Are they here yet ?
Gamepromgr: Hi, I'm Andy Eddy with GamePro Online. I'd
LiqDatAzz: (2)Who gives a shit
Gamepromgr: like to welcome you to the "Team MK"
Gamepromgr: session today. Our guests today are some
CAPSLOCK: (2)ABOUR FUCKING TIME!!!
Gamepromgr: of the best-known developers in the biz,
Tobias: John Tobias here
Gamepromgr: some questions (sorry for the delay)...
CAPSLOCK: (2)JOHN, HOW DO YOU DO ONE BUTTON NUDEALITIES
CoolGuy: (2)They can't see us Dumbass
Dumbass: (2) Huh ?
CooGuy: (2)This sucks
CoolGuy: (2)TO ask questions ppl, you have to press interact!!
Lamer2: (2)Come on guys answer my question!!
ICS Sparky: Ok, let's see what kinda questions we have for you
ICS Sparky: First up is Dickwad who asks
Question: Me and my girlfriend were having sex last night and I couldn't
get it up, do you have any suggestions?
Tobias: Um .....
Gamepromgr: Dickwad, I think you're in the wrong chatroom.
Lamer4: (2)Damn, I have the same problem, except it happens to me when I'm
Lamer4: (2)jacking off
Lamer3: (2) Oh gee, thanks for sharing that with us
CAPSLOCK: (2)WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!
Dumbass: (2)Huh?
Numbnutz: (2)My balls itch:(
Lamer2: (2)Ed, whnnne is MK4 coming out!!!!
ICS Sparky: Next question comes from Lamer2
Lamer2: (2) Yes!!!!
Question: Waht's up with Classic sub-zero's second fatality .. weher is it?
Dumbass: (2) Who is Classic sub-zero ?
EBoon: That's a good question actually. Me and John were "tossing" around a
EBoon: few ideas as to what it would be. But during the programming stage
Lamer1: (2) He's really Johny Cage ... I got proof!
EBoon: of the game, we were too busy beating each other off and forgot
EBoon: to put it in
CAPSLOCK: (2)EWWWWW THAT'S NASTY!!
LiqDatAzz: (2) Sounds kinky :)
Tobias: Ed you promised you'd never tell!
Gunther: I knew they were faggots!!
EBoon: Oh yeah, hehe, I forgot. But at least I didn't say anythign about
EBoon: you fucking me up the ass
Tobias: ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EBoon: ooops, sorry :)
CoolGuy: Oh my god
Tobias: Sometimes I wonder why I put up with you. After all, Dan's got
Tobias: a much bigger dick than you!
Lamer2: (2)Ed how come raiden wasn't in UMK3!
MK3Sound: (2)Ahhh, shucks :)
ICS Sparkey: (2)Next question comes from 01CU812
Question: Are there really burtalities?
Tobias: Good question ... hahahah!!!
EBoon: Yeah, wouldn't you like to konw ... what a bunch of asswipes.
LiqDatAzz: (2)Geezus, this is all we get?
CoolGuy: (2)No, you also get a bill for this after it's over.
CAPSLOCK: (2) THIS SUCKS!!!!!
Lamer3: (2)Hehe, LamePro :) :)
MK3Sound: (2)Would somebody tell me how the fuck to get on stage!!!
ICS Sparkey: Next question comes from Dumbass
Question: How do you do throws ???
EBoon: Well, we don't like to give away those secrets until they are found
MK3Sound: (2)Shit, even my little two year old cousin can pull one of those
MK3Sound: (2)Off .. and she ain't got no arms!!
Gunther: (2)When are they gonna give us sumr real cdoes?
CoolGuy: (2)When hell freezes over
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ICS Sparkey: Next question comes from OneHungLo
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