Re: Kats education.

From: chance <chance_at_unix.infoserve.net>
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 1996 09:40:56 -0700

>On Sun, 2 Jun 1996, Edo Andromedo wrote:
>
>> Since that everybody has being talking about school lately, do you ever
>> think what kind of way the kats er..., educate their young ones?
>>
> "Katholic" schools? That's where I go.

Heh. For a minute there I read "Kataholic" instead....

<group leader>: "Hello A.J., and welcome to Kataholics Anonymous.
                            Everyone say Hi to A.J..."

<the great unwashed>: "HI, A.J. !!"

<group leader>: "That's very nice. Now tell us a little about yourself..."

<repentant sinner>:"Well, my name's A.J., and I'm a Kataholic. I was
                               happily married to my computer terminal, Violent Ninja
                               Disembowellment II video game and my pet goldfish Ralph,
                               until I got hooked on the evils of Demon Kats and <snif>
                               lost it all..."

<crowd>: "WEEE UNNDERSSTANND, A.J....."

<repentant sinner>: "...pretty soon my novena included disparaging remarks concerning
                               root-rot in Ted Turner's family tree, and I used up all my lunch money
                               publishing a fanzine...."

<crowd>: "WE'RE WITH YOU BROTHER!!!"


Down the street the Episcopalians hold the meetings for "Captain Planaholics" on
the same night. Lots o' dust on them seats.



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