What I need to do is cure this bizarre typing habit of yours!

Sadly, antiviral research is a slow process, and before I can 
even be pointed in the right direction for a cure, many more
worthwhile and entertaining programs will be cancelled.  An even
larger number of worthless, intellect-insulting programs will
pop up and persist.  So I shall work on it, but it is far too
late for today's good programming.  Our only hope is to try to save
some future show that has not yet been conceived.

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Dr. Samuel Konway
Senior That Bastard Cancelled "The Lazarus Man" Too
Avid Therapeutics
Philadelphia, PA
flogistn@netaxs.com